broken glass

I parked my car in a bad area downtown a little while ago.

When I returned, and was getting ready to get in it, I noticed there was a broken bottle behind the rear tire.  I am surveying the situation when this guy comes up and also takes a look.

He says to me "Hey make sure you don't drive over that broken glass.  It'll cut your tire all up".

Thanks a lot Einstein.

Now here's a tip for you:  Next time your eating with a fork, don't stick it in your fucking eye. Boy, that would hurt.

People love pointing out the obvious, and it fucking annoys me to no end.

I think they think it makes them appear to be smart, when all it does it make them look stupider than they already are.